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The Collectible Jesus

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yes, Depeche Mode wrote the song, but Johnny Cash did a great cover on acoustic guitar.

The song would be a great commercial for the Jesus doll action figures.


@deivlhunter88 I’m confused too, and isn’t it a Depeche Mode song?


@MrHobiecat what does the perosnal jesus song have to do with the cartoon?


Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who cares

Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who’s there

Feeling unknown
and you’re all alone,
flesh and bone,
by the telephone,
lift up the receiver,
i’ll make you a believer
-Johnny Cash


I’d buy that!


Nice figures, but I’ll stick with my Buddy Christ.


Yeah, probably because of good education :)


hehe yeah I have heard Japan and Sweden are the 2 most athesist countries around :)


yeb, i wasnt sure if you were an atheist or not for a second there, but then i saw sweden in your channel xD


yes and people tell me I am going to hell when I dont even believe in hell, like me saying be nice or a unicorn will kill u


Wow, then he must really hate you!


k i keep loling at gay Jesus, but seriously i wonder how does Japan view US crazy for Christ BS


That Bleeding Heart Liberal Jesus, looked like
Saturday Night Fever Jesus!!


I am no muslim, I am atheist who think if u believe in god then u need to get shoot but we cant have all we want in life


your god also hates women, children, animals and most living things as well. In fact, according to your own god, he also hates you unless you worship his ego in every possible way imaginable…WOW!


Wow. They’re actually speaking Japanese, too. Awesome job, guys! Funny AND you did the research! XD


dont care if I get -10 since thats a ffactm god also allows slaves…just proves if u are a human being christianity is not a good religion


lol


lol there acctuly speaking real Japanese.. i dont need no subtitles.


hahahaha read ur bible, god hates faggots


lmao… “kick ass imperial jesus”…


They should do a Jaweh series too :P
Infanticide Jaweh (infants not included), Incest-approving jaweh (wine and cave not included), american jaweh (decapitated teddy bear, beer cans and shotgun not included), and virgin-impregnating jaweh with telepathic buttslap-action! (virgin not included)


Oh my f*ck!I want G.I. Jesus!!!


COUNTRY BUMPKIN JESUS LMFAO!!!!

I want one


The gay one is cute. It’s almost cute enough to make me rethink my stance on Christianity.


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